Post by Azonthus on Mar 10, 2005 23:46:52 GMT -5
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This is my all time favorite X-mas poem by author
Neil Gaiman (of Sandman fame)
He wants to die.
He listens to the elves
nattering away to each other
in their elf language,
and,
once a year,
gets dragged by them,
kicking and screaming,
into the sleigh and tossed
out into endless night.
He wishes he could be Prometheus,
or Sisyphus, or Judas, for his
hell is far worse.
Ho.
Ho.
Ho.
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You have no idea how much I laughed over this... Several months ago, I submitted something which defines your question to one of those places which "evaluates" poetry for publication. If your submission is worthy, you get to pay $50 or so for a copy of the book in which it is printed.
The first very humorous part of this tale is that I submitted it under my Dinotopia screen name.
Second, here is my poem:
This is my poem. La la la.
And it's title is "My Peom" hahahahaha That was a typo, but made me laugh all the harder when my poem (peom)was "selected for publication."
Love your Christmas poem, btw Snipe. Living in a land of snow and ice myself, I can identify with having to go out into the cold.
Edited by: Anonymous6789543 at: 12/12/00 2:55:25 pm
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those poetry-publishing things are a big scam, like the "who's who in ______" books.
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This is my all time favorite X-mas poem by author
Neil Gaiman (of Sandman fame)
He wants to die.
He listens to the elves
nattering away to each other
in their elf language,
and,
once a year,
gets dragged by them,
kicking and screaming,
into the sleigh and tossed
out into endless night.
He wishes he could be Prometheus,
or Sisyphus, or Judas, for his
hell is far worse.
Ho.
Ho.
Ho.
Snipe
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Anonymous6789543
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You have no idea how much I laughed over this... Several months ago, I submitted something which defines your question to one of those places which "evaluates" poetry for publication. If your submission is worthy, you get to pay $50 or so for a copy of the book in which it is printed.
The first very humorous part of this tale is that I submitted it under my Dinotopia screen name.
Second, here is my poem:
This is my poem. La la la.
And it's title is "My Peom" hahahahaha That was a typo, but made me laugh all the harder when my poem (peom)was "selected for publication."
Love your Christmas poem, btw Snipe. Living in a land of snow and ice myself, I can identify with having to go out into the cold.
Edited by: Anonymous6789543 at: 12/12/00 2:55:25 pm
kidsplateusa
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those poetry-publishing things are a big scam, like the "who's who in ______" books.