No Tanning Beds in Tanning Salon = No Good

[aric]

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POLICE: NO TANNING BEDS TIP OFFICERS TO PROSTITUTION

Posted on Fri, Nov. 18, 2005
Associated Press

NORTH MYRTLE BEACH, S.C. - Officers on an undercover visit to a Grand Strand tanning salon say the lack of tanning beds inside tipped them off to a whole different type of business taking place.

Three employees and two customers were charged with prostitution and related charges after the undercover visit last month, police said.

The only tanning bed on the property of VIP Tann Spa was found in a wooden box on the porch, officer Jerry Miller said Thursday during a special County Council meeting to decide if the salon owner could keep his business license.

Inside, the undercover officer found makeshift beds and other evidence people were being paid for sex, Miller said.

Investigators took business receipts, credit card statements and cash before closing the salon.

The County Council revoked the owner's business license.

Well well well. Ain't that the darnest thing. Whodathunk that tanning salons wouldn't have tanning beds.



- Aric

[utoraptor3000]

stupid! what is the world coming to?

[RedFeather]

Sheesh. If you're going to go that route, at least TRY to fake a tanning salon realistically! Because you're making yourself look like a complete *chocolate* ! (Forgive the French.)

Although I have heard of people selling drugs through drive-throughs at fast-food restaurants. (Believe me, this isn't standard practice, and your local fast food stores are probably safe - just that I've heard of it happening on rare occasions at certain places - so... don't go to any fast food areas in the ghetto...)

[aric]

At the very least, they could have made more money giving massages as well as sex.



- Aric

[Vorchia]

minstelae said:

*chocolate*

Hahaha you'll never find a curseword that doesn't get chocolated! The list is over 100 words! (I was bored, okay?)
Here prostitution has been legalised, you just have to know where the redlight districs are so you can avoid them.

[RedFeather]

*chocolate* *chocolate**chocolate* *chocolate* *chocolate* *chocolate*

Now, did I say a bad word, or did I just put the word *chocolate* inside some stars?

Lol, it's hard to tell.

At least they picked a good word.

[Enit]

Wait if I curse it gets changed to *Chocolate*? *chocolate* *Censored by me, Cause the Computer Didn't Censor it* *chocolate*

BD SP
~Enit

[RedFeather]

LMUTO!

[Azonthus]

*laughs* Don't you guys just love all that chocolate? I had to come up with a good supply of it somewhere! And thanks, once again, to Vorchia for adding a LOT of words to the censord list. Good job;) Yay for boredom!

As for the lack of tanning beds thing, the criminals were just stupid. That's the easiest way there is to get caught! Idiots. Those are the kind of people that belong on America Dumbest Criminals TV shows.

[RedFeather]

Yeah, I must say that chocolate is definitely a good substitute to use when blotting out swear words.