Post by Vorchia on Sept 18, 2005 13:57:16 GMT -5
(I apologize to all the guys but well, this is funny. There's also a 'why beer is better then a girlfriend' thingo out there that would be better fitting for the guys.)
Why chocolate is better then a boyfriend:
Chocolate doesn't have bad breath.
Chocolate is always compatible.
You don't have to dress up for chocolate.
Chocolate doesn’t mind your look and moods.
Chocolate is always there for you.
Chocolate won't be late.
Chocolate can be short or tall, and it's still perfect.
Chocolate won't tell corny jokes.
Chocolate won't take you to a dumb movie.
Chocolate won't bore you.
Chocolate won't run out of gas or get a flat tire.
Chocolate won't ask you for money.
Chocolate doesn't expect a good night kiss.
Chocolate is readily available, anywhere.
"If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
Chocolate is always good.
You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
Your mother will not mind your choice of chocolate.
Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working without upsetting your coworkers.
You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
Illness caused by chocolate is usually short-term and is deffinately curable.
You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
Good chocolate is easy to find.
You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
With chocolate size doesn't matter.
Chocolate isn’t going to be rude.
Chocolate can be shared.
Chocolate doesn’t take up as much time.
Chocolate doesn’t need constant attention.
Chocolate doesn't involve complicated social rules, local tradtions, mothers in law etc, etc.
Chocolate won´t break your heart.
I thought it was funny. ;D
Why chocolate is better then a boyfriend:
Chocolate doesn't have bad breath.
Chocolate is always compatible.
You don't have to dress up for chocolate.
Chocolate doesn’t mind your look and moods.
Chocolate is always there for you.
Chocolate won't be late.
Chocolate can be short or tall, and it's still perfect.
Chocolate won't tell corny jokes.
Chocolate won't take you to a dumb movie.
Chocolate won't bore you.
Chocolate won't run out of gas or get a flat tire.
Chocolate won't ask you for money.
Chocolate doesn't expect a good night kiss.
Chocolate is readily available, anywhere.
"If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
Chocolate is always good.
You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
Your mother will not mind your choice of chocolate.
Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working without upsetting your coworkers.
You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
Illness caused by chocolate is usually short-term and is deffinately curable.
You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
Good chocolate is easy to find.
You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
With chocolate size doesn't matter.
Chocolate isn’t going to be rude.
Chocolate can be shared.
Chocolate doesn’t take up as much time.
Chocolate doesn’t need constant attention.
Chocolate doesn't involve complicated social rules, local tradtions, mothers in law etc, etc.
Chocolate won´t break your heart.
I thought it was funny. ;D
